New Air Jordans Cause Shopping Frenzy Across U.S.

You won't believe this story released by the A.P.!

New Air Jordans Cause Shopping Frenzy Across U.S.

And, here is another:

Air Jordan Fans destroy property, trample shoppers in search of new shoes

It has all the drama of a cattle stampede:  Doors being ripped off, people being trampled, and shots fired!

This is American consumerism at it's finest.  The scene is played out in Seattle, WA (my home state) which is known as one of the friendliest, most livable cities in the country.  Watch how that all changes over a pair of new Air Jordans. 

Don't miss the video shown by Fox News.  Maybe your state has caught the fever. 

This is what In The Trenches is NOT about though if brawling is your idea of a good time then it might be fun.  Instead of going to the mall we could say we are going to the maul.  Could be a new sport - physical contact shopping, it would be a cross between shopping and football.  Wonder what we could call it?

Merry Christmas Everyone!!!